Agenda: start by laying to rest the terrible and weird rumors about Howard: -Shawn
germophobia and 12 inch toenails
Locked himself in a movie theater for 4 months living on chocolate bars and chicken
When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
